Kabukicho, after the last train

Tales from the Shoyukan

醤油館物語

Stories of the salarymen who went down a stairway in Kabukicho for one drop of shoyu, were shown their dreams in it, and paid far too much for the bottle.

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The lane, a little after one. The board by the door names every floor but the one he is going to.
The houseThe Shoyukan, the shoyu hall. It is on the second basement floor of a building in Kabukicho, in Shinjuku: down twenty-six steps, behind a curtain with one drop painted on it. Shoyu is what the rest of the world calls soy sauce. It is not called that here.
The manThe Shoyuken. In English he would be the Soy Sauce Fist. He wears a grey kimono, he has never been heard to raise his voice or to lower a price, and he can show a man his dream in one drop.
The nightA tasting, and then an auction. At the tasting each man is poured one drop on a white dish, and is told what is in it. Nobody is poured a second. The bottle is the second drop.
The lotsShoyu, sold the way old wine is sold: by the kind and the town, the vat and the winters it has had in cedar, one small bottle at a time.
The hoursAfter the last train. The lamp is lit when the trains stop, and put out before the first one runs.
Highest price the mallet has fallen on
¥4,800,000
Your tab at the house
¥0
0 of 9 nights

Guides

What a man ought to know before he goes down the stairs. It has not been shown to help.

How a night goes

  1. A man misses the last train, or tells himself that he has.
  2. In Kabukicho a man in a grey kimono says one sentence to him, at the head of a stairway. The first drop costs nothing.
  3. Downstairs he is poured one drop on a white dish, and shown what is in it. It is the thing he wanted most, and he had not told anyone.
  4. The bottle goes on the block at a small and sensible number. Somebody disagrees. It is not always clear who.
  5. The mallet falls. The benches say the name of the man who holds it: Shoyuken.
  6. He takes the first train home with a few hundred millilitres of shoyu, and tells no one what he paid. Some of them come back. These are those stories.
一の樽 · Barrel 1 · Nights 1 to 5

The men who knew better

Men whose work is to know exactly what a thing is: a name on a board, an evening, a number, a litre. Each went down the stairs certain that he was the one man in the room who could not be sold anything. And the man in grey, who knows better than any of them.

The lotsA koikuchi from Shodoshima, from the first vat its house built for itself. A saishikomi from Hiketa of forty winters, from a vat older than its house’s papers. A koikuchi from Noda, the ordinary dark one. A saishikomi from Yanai, brewed twice. A tamari from Taketoyo that stood through a flood.

The lessonWhat a careful man does when the number in his head and the number in the room are not the same number.

Night 1Lot 6 · Koikuchi

Enter the Shoyukan

A man who keeps the names on other people’s buildings goes down to find out why one floor has none.

Opens at ¥6,000.

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Night 2Lot 11 · Saishikomi

The Shoyu Fist

A day and a night with the man in grey: the landlord by day, the Shoyuken by night, and once, a long time ago, a young man on the benches.

Opens at ¥8,000.

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Night 3Lot 4 · Koikuchi

The Man Who Arranged Everything

A man who has arranged every evening for twenty-two years lets the last train go, and is told that tonight somebody has ordered for him.

Opens at ¥4,000.

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入札 ¥3,000¥5,000¥8,000¥20,000¥64,000¥100,000¥310,000¥1,000,000 ¥1,479,600 ¥1,480,000 ¥1,000,000 米 1979 第一夜特選 特選The house recommendsHouse pick
Night 4Lot 7 · Saishikomi

The Man Who Never Rounded Up

A careful man misses the last train by ninety seconds, and is shown a kitchen in one drop of shoyu.

Opens at ¥3,000.

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T-13100 kLT-14100 kLT-15100 kLT-16100 kL 400,000 l a day →cost ¥26.10 ¥2,600,000 第二夜特選 特選The house recommendsHouse pick
Night 5Lot 12 · Tamari

Cost Price

A man whose company makes four hundred thousand litres of shoyu a day goes downstairs to laugh at three hundred millilitres of it.

Opens at ¥10,000.

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二の樽 · Barrel 2 · Nights 6 to 7

The men who came to win

One buys for a living. One was showing a younger man how it is done. Both went home pleased.

The lotsA koikuchi from Choshi, in an old export bottle. An usukuchi from Tatsuno, the colour of weak tea.

The lessonThat a room where nobody argues with you is not a room you are winning in.

Night 6Lot 3 · Koikuchi

The Man Who Got Him Down

A trading-house man who has never paid an asking price meets a seller who will not argue.

Opens at ¥20,000.

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林 ¥5,000¥50,000¥300,000¥1,000,000¥1,950,000 黒木部長 第四夜特選 特選The house recommendsHouse pick
Night 7Lot 9 · Usukuchi

The Chief’s Lesson

A section chief takes his junior down the stairs to show him how a man handles a room.

Opens at ¥5,000.

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三の樽 · Barrel 3 · Nights 8 to 9

The men who came back

Most men go down the stairs once. This barrel is for the other kind, and for what it has cost them.

The lotsA sweet koikuchi from Kagoshima, by the large bottle. A shiro from Hekinan, twice.

The lessonWhat is left to bid with when the money has gone.

Night 8Lot 5 · Koikuchi, sweet

Three Times a Husband

Kondo has been married three times and divorced three times, and all three wives gave the same reason.

Opens at ¥6,000.

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Night 9Lot 1 · Shiro

The Man Who Only Looks

He sits on the last bench, by the door, and in twenty years nobody has seen him raise a paddle.

Opens at ¥8,000.

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Shoyukan · Forgotten Legends

Forgotten Legends

The hall in the old times, when the Shoyuken stood among the great powers of Japan.

1840Lot 3 · Tamari

The Basket

A samurai who has hidden his face under a basket for eleven years is brought down the stair on the night the one in black comes to the house.

Opens at 1 ryō.

1872Lot 7 · Koikuchi

The Man Who Measured the Ground

On the last night of the old calendar, a Dutch engineer in the new government’s service goes to find out why one piece of ground in Tokyo has a drop of ink where its owner’s name should be.

Opens at ¥1.

The guides

Single pages to come back to, between nights.

Guide

The Five Shoyu

The five kinds the hall sells, how to read a label and a drop, and what each has cost a man.

Guide

The House Rules

How a night goes, from the street to the first train, and every move the Shoyuken has.

9 tales in 3 barrels, 2 Forgotten Legends, and 2 guides.
Every tale here is made up, and so are the hall and the man who keeps it. Kabukicho is real, and so are the kinds of shoyu and the towns they come from.